Goose Down No Longer Means Maguire Is Injured
Renaming Moorabbin Oval was slightly overshadowed by other developments in the football world. The Saints will now call their home Linen House Oval. While Linen House produce a brand of products under the Happy House name, it doesn't sound too good that they also sell items under the names Jinx and Hiccups.
A new name for Moorabbin Oval
If this is the same Linen House as the sponsor for the Saints then they better make sure they get what they sign up for. According to their internet site, Linen House said they were selling 100% goose down quilts but upon inspection it was only 50%. The Saints wouldn't want to get fleeced when buying sheets or have the wool pulled over their eyes when acquiring some pillow cases.
The Saints have aired their dirty laundry before, this sponsorship agreement will at least get them some clean stuff. The injuries for the Saints could also go down, if they want to keep a player in cotton-wool they now have a good supply of the product. If the play is crowded and someone says they could "throw a blanket over 16 players", for Saints’ games they can actually try that now. Their new coach has a long, guaranteed contract so he doesn't have to worry about having the rug pulled out from under him. Maybe this is a blanket statement, but you would think it would be difficult for the players there to refer to their home as Linen House Oval.
From now on Moorabbin Oval will be referred to as Linen House Oval on this site, but there won’t be any posts when James Gwilt is called James Quilt.
A new name for Moorabbin Oval
If this is the same Linen House as the sponsor for the Saints then they better make sure they get what they sign up for. According to their internet site, Linen House said they were selling 100% goose down quilts but upon inspection it was only 50%. The Saints wouldn't want to get fleeced when buying sheets or have the wool pulled over their eyes when acquiring some pillow cases.
From now on Moorabbin Oval will be referred to as Linen House Oval on this site, but there won’t be any posts when James Gwilt is called James Quilt.
