AFL Clubs and Chuck Norris Movies
The great Chuck Norris has an extensive history of great films, and with a bit of imagination they can describe the AFL teams.
Collingwood - Good Guys Wear Black
Black, and a bit of white too.
Hawthorn - A Force of One
Lance Franklin.
Sydney - An Eye for an Eye
The Swans have this attitude.
Port Adelaide - Silent Rage
Didn't make a lot of noise during preseason, with trades or other changes, but entered the season well prepared and with a new determination.
Richmond - Forced Vengeance
They came to the conclusion that they need to rebuild a bit late, and are now forced to Gasparize some of their older players.
Essendon - Lone Wolf McQuade
The Bombers have lone wolves McPhee and McVeigh. They also had McAlister.
Melbourne - Missing in Action
That describes half their team this season.
Kangaroos - Missing in Action 2
Thompson and Harding are missing for this year.
West Coast - Code of Silence
They're not talking.
Adelaide - Firewalker
Everyone has forgotten about this, but at the time is was not a Smart thing to do.
Carlton - Missing in Action 3
Stevens, Koutoufides and others have been hurt.
Brisbane - Hero and the Terror
Their big hero, Jonathan Brown, takes the team on his back every week. To make sure the other players are going to give their all, there is the terror they would face from Lethal.
Fremantle - Sidekicks
In their early years, this would have described their tactics. Now it is the teammates of Pavlich.
Western Bulldogs - Top Dog
It's Brad Johnson.
Geelong - Sons Of Thunder
Without the Abletts, Scarlett, Blake and Hawkins the Cats would be in more trouble than they already are.
St Kilda - The President's Man
The president there has made some strange choices.
Collingwood - Good Guys Wear Black
Black, and a bit of white too.
Hawthorn - A Force of One
Lance Franklin.
Sydney - An Eye for an Eye
The Swans have this attitude.
Port Adelaide - Silent Rage
Didn't make a lot of noise during preseason, with trades or other changes, but entered the season well prepared and with a new determination.
Richmond - Forced Vengeance
They came to the conclusion that they need to rebuild a bit late, and are now forced to Gasparize some of their older players.
Essendon - Lone Wolf McQuade
The Bombers have lone wolves McPhee and McVeigh. They also had McAlister.
Melbourne - Missing in Action
That describes half their team this season.
Kangaroos - Missing in Action 2
Thompson and Harding are missing for this year.
West Coast - Code of Silence
They're not talking.
Adelaide - Firewalker
Everyone has forgotten about this, but at the time is was not a Smart thing to do.
Carlton - Missing in Action 3
Stevens, Koutoufides and others have been hurt.
Brisbane - Hero and the Terror
Their big hero, Jonathan Brown, takes the team on his back every week. To make sure the other players are going to give their all, there is the terror they would face from Lethal.
Fremantle - Sidekicks
In their early years, this would have described their tactics. Now it is the teammates of Pavlich.
Western Bulldogs - Top Dog
It's Brad Johnson.
Geelong - Sons Of Thunder
Without the Abletts, Scarlett, Blake and Hawkins the Cats would be in more trouble than they already are.
St Kilda - The President's Man
The president there has made some strange choices.
