2008 AFL Schedule
Round 1
Thursday, Mar 20
Carlton v Richmond, MCG
The "Richmond Deserved Kreuzer" Match
Port Adelaide v Geelong, AAMI Stadium
The "Don't Mention The Score From September" Match
Saturday, Mar 22
Collingwood v Fremantle, MCG
The "Hello Tarrant, Again" Match
St. Kilda v Sydney, Telstra Dome
The "Swans' Slow Tempo Game-Plan" Match
West Coast v Brisbane Lions, Subiaco
The "Lethal Knows Who Won Last Year" Match
Sunday, Mar 23
Western Bulldogs v Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Maybe A Coach Needs To Go" Match
Hawthorn v Melbourne, MCG
The "Nobody Even Remembers The Merger Idea" Match
Monday, Mar 24
Kangaroos v Essendon, Telstra Dome
The "Where Is Kevin?" Match
Round 2
Friday, Mar 28
Brisbane Lions v Collingwood, Gabba
The "Time To Rough Up The Wood" Match
Saturday, Mar 29
Melbourne v Western Bulldogs, MCG
The "Is It Too Early To Think About Priority Picks?" Match
Adelaide v West Coast, AAMI Stadium
The "Where Have All Our Good Players Gone?" Match
St. Kilda v Carlton, Telstra Dome
The "Now There Is Only A Mad Full Forward At One End" Match
Fremantle v Hawthorn, Subiaco
The "Pavlich and Franklin Spectacular" Match
Sunday, Mar 30
Sydney v Port Adelaide, SCG
The "Why Do Port Have Such A Hard Early Schedule?" Match
Geelong v Essendon, Telstra Dome
The "Essendon Need To Rebuild" Match
Richmond v Kangaroos, MCG
The "A Spoon Is Better Than Relocation" Match
Round 3
Friday, Apr 4
Western Bulldogs v St. Kilda, Telstra Dome
The "Combined Drought Of Nearly A Century" Match
Saturday, Apr 5
Kangaroos v Hawthorn, Telstra Dome
The "Queensland Versus Tasmania State Of Origin" Match
West Coast v Fremantle, Subiaco
The "Kerr Gets Crunched 45 Times" Match
Brisbane Lions v Sydney, Gabba
The "It Won't Be A Draw This Time" Match
Essendon v Carlton, MCG
The "Weren't These Teams Good Last Century?" Match
Sunday, Apr 6
Geelong v Melbourne, Skilled Stadium
The "Few Melbourne Fans Attend, Fewer Stay To The End" Match
Richmond v Collingwood, MCG
The "Richardson And Rocca Are Unappreciated" Match
Adelaide v Port Adelaide, AAMI Stadium
The "This Used To Be Better When Ricciuto Was Here" Match
Round 4
Friday, Apr 11
Essendon v Western Bulldogs, Telstra Dome
The "We Miss Grant And Hird" Match
Saturday, Apr 12
St. Kilda v Geelong, Telstra Dome
The "Didn't That Saints Ruckman Play For Geelong?" Match
Kangaroos v Melbourne, Gold Coast Stadium
The "It's A Bigger Crowd Than They Get At The MCG" Match
Sydney v West Coast, Telstra Stadium
The "I Need To Buy The Record, Who Are The Eagles Players?" Match
Port Adelaide v Brisbane Lions, AAMI Stadium
The "Maybe Wakelin Could Have Stopped Big Brown" Match
Sunday, Apr 13
Hawthorn v Adelaide, Aurora Stadium
The "Siren Is Loud" Match
Carlton v Collingwood, MCG
The "T Cloke Is Better Than C Cloke" Match
Fremantle v Richmond, Subiaco
The "Not Good For Ratings" Match
Round 5
Friday, Apr 18
St. Kilda v Essendon, Telstra Dome
The "Will Coach Knights Ever Win A Match?" Match
Saturday, Apr 19
Geelong v Sydney, Skilled Stadium
The "The Revenge Of Henry Playfair" Match
Adelaide v Fremantle, AAMI Stadium
The "I Wish We had Pavlich" Match
Brisbane Lions v Hawthorn, Gabba
The "Tasmania One Week, Queensland The Next Week" Match
Collingwood v Kangaroos, MCG
The "Your Fans Are Outnumbered 25 To 1" Match
Sunday, Apr 20
Melbourne v Carlton, MCG
The "It's Not Tanking, They Just Stink" Match
Western Bulldogs v Richmond, Telstra Dome
The "At Least We Got One Win For The Season" Match
West Coast v Port Adelaide, Subiaco
The "This Is A Big Game So Early In the Season" Match
Round 6
Friday, Apr 25
Collingwood v Essendon, MCG
The "Essendon's One Big Effort For The Year" Match
Fremantle v Geelong, Subiaco
The "Other Teams Deserve Anzac Day Too" Match
Saturday, Apr 26
Carlton v Adelaide, MCG
The "Kris Massie" Match
Western Bulldogs v West Coast, Telstra Dome
The "Who Do We Boo Now?" Match
Port Adelaide v St. Kilda, AAMI Stadium
The "Riewoldt Versus C Cornes Show" Match
Sunday, Apr 27
Brisbane Lions v Melbourne, Gabba
The "Didn't You Used To Sell Your Home Games" Match
Kangaroos v Sydney, Telstra Dome
The "Plenty Of Good Seats Available" Match
Hawthorn v Richmond, MCG
The "Don't Mention The Tambling Pick Again, Please" Match
Round 7
Friday, May 2
West Coast v Carlton, Subiaco
The "Juddment Day" Match
Saturday, May 3
Geelong v Brisbane Lions, Skilled Stadium
The "Brown Is The King Of The Western District" Match
Hawthorn v Collingwood, MCG
The "Our Captains Have Retired" Match
Richmond v St. Kilda, Telstra Dome
The "Riewoldt Versus Riewoldt" Match
Adelaide v Kangaroos, AAMI Stadium
The "Remember That Moran Guy" Match
Sunday, May 4
Sydney v Western Bulldogs, SCG
The "Some Of Our Players Are Really Old" Match
Melbourne v Fremantle, MCG
The "The Stadium Is 90% Empty" Match
Essendon v Port Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Maybe They Should Have Kept Sheedy?" Match
Round 8
Friday, May 16
St. Kilda v Collingwood, Telstra Dome
The "This Could Define The Season" Match
Saturday, May 17
Hawthorn v Port Adelaide, Aurora Stadium
The "We Always Play Hawthorn Here" Match
Richmond v Geelong, MCG
The "We Didn't Win But At Least We Weren't Slaughtered" Match
Carlton v Brisbane Lions, Telstra Dome
The "Brown Is A Lot Better Than Fevola" Match
Kangaroos v West Coast, Gold Coast Stadium
The "McIntosh Is Good But Cox Is Still Better" Match
Sunday, May 18
Adelaide v Melbourne, AAMI Stadium
The "Maybe Next Year Will be Better" Match
Sydney v Essendon, Telstra Stadium
The "Are You Sure The Ball Isn't Out Of Bounds?" Match
Fremantle v Western Bulldogs, Subiaco
The "One Team Has Tall Ruckmen, The Other Doesn't" Match
Round 9
Friday, May 23
Collingwood v Geelong, MCG
The "There Are No Tickets Available" Match
Saturday, May 24
Carlton v Fremantle, Telstra Dome
The "Stay Away From Fevola And Tarrant Partying" Match
Port Adelaide v Sydney, AAMI Stadium
The "C Cornes And A Goodes Rematch" Match
Essendon v Richmond, MCG
The "Knights Was A Better Player Than He Is A Coach" Match
West Coast v Adelaide, Subiaco
The "Ian Perrie, You Are Not Here" Match
Sunday, May 25
Brisbane Lions v St. Kilda, Gabba
The "Riewoldt Wishes He Did Move" Match
Melbourne v Hawthorn, MCG
The "Didn't We Already Play Last Month?" Match
Western Bulldogs v Kangaroos, Telstra Dome
The "AFL Assistance Is Still Needed" Match
Round 10
Friday, May 30
Adelaide v Essendon, AAMI Stadium
The "Neither Team Can Fly Now" Match
Saturday, May 31
Collingwood v West Coast, MCG
The "Brown Brothers" Match
Hawthorn v Western Bulldogs, Aurora Stadium
The "At Least It's Warmer Than Waverley" Match
Brisbane Lions v Kangaroos, Gabba
The "Welcome To The Neighbourhood" Match
Geelong v Carlton, Telstra Dome
The "Cup Versus Spoons" Match
Sunday, Jun 01
Sydney v Richmond, SCG
The "Big Ruckmen Dominate Smaller Ones" Match
St. Kilda v Melbourne, Telstra Dome
The "King Versus Jamar Battle Of The Backups" Match
Fremantle v Port Adelaide, Subiaco
The "We Won't Let Them Dominate The Second Half This Time" Match
Round 11
Friday, Jun 6
Kangaroos v Geelong, Telstra Dome
The "We Know Who Is On Simpson" Match
Saturday, Jun 7
Richmond v Adelaide, MCG
The "Surprise, Richmond Are Now In The 8" Match
Essendon v Hawthorn, Telstra Dome
The "Ryder Versus Franklin" Match
West Coast v Sydney, Subiaco
The "This Game Used To Be Big" Match
Sunday, Jun 8
Brisbane Lions v Fremantle, Gabba
The "That's a Long Trip From WA" Match
St. Kilda v Western Bulldogs, Telstra Dome
The "They Would be Even Taller If Gehrig Was There" Match
Port Adelaide v Carlton, AAMI Stadium
The "I'm Glad We Didn't Trade For Russell" Match
Monday, Jun 9
Melbourne v Collingwood, MCG
The "It's Melbourne's Grand Final" Match
Round 12
Friday, Jun 13
Essendon v West Coast, Telstra Dome
The "It Isn't As Exciting As The Game Last Year" Match
Saturday, Jun 14
Western Bulldogs v Brisbane Lions, MCG
The "Why Are The Bulldogs At The MCG?" Match
Fremantle v Kangaroos, Subiaco
The "Two Queensland Teams In A Row" Match
Sydney v St. Kilda, SCG
The "Hello Schneider" Match
Adelaide v Hawthorn, AAMI Stadium
The "They Combined For Only Nine Goals" Match
Sunday, Jun 15
Geelong v Port Adelaide, Skilled Stadium
The "Hey, Didn't The Power Win There Last Year?" Match
Collingwood v Carlton, MCG
The "Are They Going To Start Tanking Now?" Match
Richmond v Melbourne, Telstra Dome
The "How Do You Spell Naitanui?" Match
Round 13
Friday, Jun 20
St. Kilda v Fremantle, Telstra Dome
The "We Shouldn't Have Traded M Carr To You" Match
Saturday, Jun 21
Hawthorn v Kangaroos, MCG
The "I Remember What Happened In the Finals" Match
Port Adelaide v Richmond, AAMI Stadium
The "Not The Face, Don't Hit The Face" Match
Brisbane Lions v Adelaide, Gabba
The "Your Defenders Can't Contain Brown" Match
West Coast v Geelong, Subiaco
The "Life Changing Experience" Match
Sunday, Jun 22
Melbourne v Sydney, Manuka Oval
The "Who's Home Ground is This?" Match
Carlton v Essendon, MCG
The "Who Wants To Be An Arrogant Full Forward?" Match
Collingwood v Western Bulldogs, Telstra Dome
The "This Place Needs A Bigger Capacity" Match
Round 14
Friday, Jun 27
Hawthorn v West Coast, MCG
The "Changing Of The Guard" Match
Saturday, Jun 28
Richmond v Carlton, MCG
The "Afternoons And Wooden Spoons" Match
Kangaroos v St. Kilda, Gold Coast Stadium
The "If You Are Moving North, Just Do It" Match
Western Bulldogs v Port Adelaide, TIO Stadium
The "Why Are There More Power Fans Here?" Match
Sunday, Jun 29
Melbourne v Brisbane Lions, MCG
The "Demons Are Worse than Fitzroy" Match
Fremantle v Essendon, Subiaco
The "Harvey Picked The Right Team To Coach" Match
Friday, Jul 4
Adelaide v Geelong, AAMI Stadium
The "There Are Some Good SA Draft prospects This Year" Match
Saturday, Jul 5
Sydney v Collingwood, Telstra Stadium
The "This Is Really A Huge Game" Match
Round 15
Friday, Jul 11
Carlton v St. Kilda, MCG
The "I Left The Eagles To Play With This Rabble" Match
Saturday, Jul 12
Collingwood v Adelaide, MCG
The "Ben Reid Is A Big Star" Match
Geelong v Fremantle, Skilled Stadium
The "It's A Long Way To Travel To Get Thumped" Match
Essendon v Brisbane Lions, Telstra Dome
The "Fletcher Is Very Old, But Still Useful" Match
Port Adelaide v Kangaroos, AAMI Stadium
The "Just Like The Game In The Finals" Match
Sunday, Jul 13
Hawthorn v Sydney, MCG
The "I Still Don't Like Everitt" Match
Western Bulldogs v Melbourne, Telstra Dome
The "Pick 1, Player 8675309, Michael Hurley" Match
West Coast v Richmond, Subiaco
The "This Game Was Over At Quarter Time" Match
Round 16
Friday, Jul 18
Kangaroos v Collingwood, Telstra Dome
The "If We Had This Crowd Every Week We Could Stay" Match
Saturday, Jul 19
Geelong v Western Bulldogs, Skilled Stadium
The "Short Trip On The Highway" Match
Richmond v Essendon, MCG
The "Looking Towards 2011" Match
Brisbane Lions v West Coast, Gabba
The "Leuenberger Is The Future, Cox Is The Now" Match
St. Kilda v Hawthorn, Telstra Dome
The "Joel Smith Isn't Here Either" Match
Sunday, Jul 20
Carlton v Sydney, Telstra Dome
The "Judd Needs More Help" Match
Port Adelaide v Adelaide, AAMI Stadium
The "Here We Go Again" Match
Fremantle v Melbourne, Subiaco
The "Warnock And Warnock" Match
Round 17
Friday, Jul 25
Hawthorn v Geelong, MCG
The "Just Like 1989" Match
Saturday, Jul 26
Essendon v Collingwood, MCG
The "Dale Thomas Show" Match
West Coast v St. Kilda, Subiaco
The "You Couldn't Stop Koschitzke Last Year" Match
Richmond v Brisbane Lions, Telstra Dome
The "Johnstone Is Helping More Than McMahon" Match
Sydney v Adelaide, SCG
The "Small Ground, But Small Scores" Match
Sunday, Jul 27
Port Adelaide v Fremantle, AAMI Stadium
The "Pavlich Or C Cornes For The Brownlow" Match
Melbourne v Kangaroos, MCG
The "We've Gone Skiing" Match
Western Bulldogs v Carlton, Telstra Dome
The "We Have High Draft Picks Again" Match
Round 18
Friday, Aug 1
Collingwood v Hawthorn, MCG
The "This Is A Huge Crowd" Match
Saturday, Aug 2
Essendon v Melbourne, MCG
The "Our Holidays Are Booked For September" Match
Adelaide v Carlton, AAMI Stadium
The "We Were Good A Decade Ago" Match
Geelong v Richmond, Telstra Dome
The "New Scoreboard Required" Match
Kangaroos v Brisbane Lions, Gold Coast Stadium
The "Where's Warrick Capper?" Match
Sunday, Aug 3
Western Bulldogs v Sydney, Manuka Oval
The "I See Why You Fired Him" Match
St. Kilda v Port Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Why Did We Trade Wakelin To You?" Match
Fremantle v West Coast, Subiaco
The "I Think Your Tattoo is Swell" Match
Round 19
Friday, Aug 8
Melbourne v Geelong, MCG
The "Things Have Changed In 150 Years" Match
Saturday, Aug 9
Carlton v Port Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Why Would You Want A Deluca?" Match
Hawthorn v Brisbane Lions, Aurora Stadium
The "Frequent Flyer Points" Match
Collingwood v St. Kilda, MCG
The "Wood Was A Good Trade, King Wasn't" Match
Sydney v Fremantle, SCG
The "There Are A Lot Of Tall Ruckmen" Match
Sunday, Aug 10
Kangaroos v Western Bulldogs, Telstra Dome
The "Who Said We Should Merge?" Match
Adelaide v Richmond, AAMI Stadium
The "There Is Little Interest In this Match" Match
West Coast v Essendon, Subiaco
The "It Was A Bigger Occasion Last Time" Match
Round 20
Friday, Aug 15
Port Adelaide v Collingwood, AAMI Stadium
The "You're Not Wearing Stripes Match" Match
Saturday, Aug 16
Essendon v Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Season Will Be Over Soon" Match
Melbourne v West Coast, MCG
The "We Both Wanted Judd" Match
Brisbane Lions v Western Bulldogs, Gabba
The "Fitzroy And Footscray" Match
Sydney v Geelong, Telstra Stadium
The "It Could Be A Grand Final Preview" Match
Sunday, Aug 17
Richmond v Hawthorn, MCG
The "There Is A Lot Of Yellow" Match
Carlton v Kangaroos, Telstra Dome
The "Do You Still Own Some Of Us?" Match
Fremantle v St. Kilda, Subiaco
The "We Need To Win This To Play Finals" Match
Round 21
Friday, Aug 22
Western Bulldogs v Essendon, Telstra Dome
The "Maybe Next Year" Match
Saturday, Aug 23
Richmond v Fremantle, MCG
The "We Stole Polak From You" Match
Port Adelaide v Melbourne, AAMI Stadium
The "You Should Have Stayed As An Assistant Here" Match
Brisbane Lions v Carlton, Gabba
The "Brown Versus Thornton Massacre" Match
Collingwood v Sydney, Telstra Dome
The "Top 4 Spot Up For Grabs" Match
Sunday, Aug 24
Geelong v Kangaroos, Skilled Stadium
The "We Overachieved Last Year" Match
St. Kilda v Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Crows Name An Interim Coach" Match
West Coast v Hawthorn, Subiaco
The "You Sure Miss Judd" Match
Round 22
Friday, Aug 29
Fremantle v Collingwood, Subiaco
The "Hey, Medhurst" Match
Saturday, Aug 30
Kangaroos v Port Adelaide, MCG
The "We're Moving North" Match
Geelong v West Coast, Skilled Stadium
The "Huge Game To End The Regular Season" Match
Adelaide v Western Bulldogs, AAMI Stadium
The "We Have 55 Recruiting Staff, You Have 5" Match
Carlton v Hawthorn, Telstra Dome
The "Let The Fevola Trade Rumours Begin" Match
Sydney v Brisbane Lions, SCG
The "We Meet Next Week Too" Match
Sunday, Aug 31
Melbourne v Richmond, MCG
The "What Reason Do We Have To Win?" Match
Essendon v St. Kilda, Telstra Dome
The "Harvey Has One More Year" Match
Thursday, Mar 20
Carlton v Richmond, MCG
The "Richmond Deserved Kreuzer" Match
Port Adelaide v Geelong, AAMI Stadium
The "Don't Mention The Score From September" Match
Saturday, Mar 22
Collingwood v Fremantle, MCG
The "Hello Tarrant, Again" Match
St. Kilda v Sydney, Telstra Dome
The "Swans' Slow Tempo Game-Plan" Match
West Coast v Brisbane Lions, Subiaco
The "Lethal Knows Who Won Last Year" Match
Sunday, Mar 23
Western Bulldogs v Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Maybe A Coach Needs To Go" Match
Hawthorn v Melbourne, MCG
The "Nobody Even Remembers The Merger Idea" Match
Monday, Mar 24
Kangaroos v Essendon, Telstra Dome
The "Where Is Kevin?" Match
Round 2
Friday, Mar 28
Brisbane Lions v Collingwood, Gabba
The "Time To Rough Up The Wood" Match
Saturday, Mar 29
Melbourne v Western Bulldogs, MCG
The "Is It Too Early To Think About Priority Picks?" Match
Adelaide v West Coast, AAMI Stadium
The "Where Have All Our Good Players Gone?" Match
St. Kilda v Carlton, Telstra Dome
The "Now There Is Only A Mad Full Forward At One End" Match
Fremantle v Hawthorn, Subiaco
The "Pavlich and Franklin Spectacular" Match
Sunday, Mar 30
Sydney v Port Adelaide, SCG
The "Why Do Port Have Such A Hard Early Schedule?" Match
Geelong v Essendon, Telstra Dome
The "Essendon Need To Rebuild" Match
Richmond v Kangaroos, MCG
The "A Spoon Is Better Than Relocation" Match
Round 3
Friday, Apr 4
Western Bulldogs v St. Kilda, Telstra Dome
Saturday, Apr 5
Kangaroos v Hawthorn, Telstra Dome
The "Queensland Versus Tasmania State Of Origin" Match
West Coast v Fremantle, Subiaco
The "Kerr Gets Crunched 45 Times" Match
Brisbane Lions v Sydney, Gabba
The "It Won't Be A Draw This Time" Match
Essendon v Carlton, MCG
The "Weren't These Teams Good Last Century?" Match
Sunday, Apr 6
Geelong v Melbourne, Skilled Stadium
The "Few Melbourne Fans Attend, Fewer Stay To The End" Match
Richmond v Collingwood, MCG
The "Richardson And Rocca Are Unappreciated" Match
Adelaide v Port Adelaide, AAMI Stadium
The "This Used To Be Better When Ricciuto Was Here" Match
Round 4
Friday, Apr 11
Essendon v Western Bulldogs, Telstra Dome
The "We Miss Grant And Hird" Match
Saturday, Apr 12
St. Kilda v Geelong, Telstra Dome
The "Didn't That Saints Ruckman Play For Geelong?" Match
Kangaroos v Melbourne, Gold Coast Stadium
The "It's A Bigger Crowd Than They Get At The MCG" Match
Sydney v West Coast, Telstra Stadium
The "I Need To Buy The Record, Who Are The Eagles Players?" Match
Port Adelaide v Brisbane Lions, AAMI Stadium
The "Maybe Wakelin Could Have Stopped Big Brown" Match
Sunday, Apr 13
Hawthorn v Adelaide, Aurora Stadium
The "Siren Is Loud" Match
Carlton v Collingwood, MCG
The "T Cloke Is Better Than C Cloke" Match
Fremantle v Richmond, Subiaco
The "Not Good For Ratings" Match
Round 5
Friday, Apr 18
St. Kilda v Essendon, Telstra Dome
The "Will Coach Knights Ever Win A Match?" Match
Saturday, Apr 19
Geelong v Sydney, Skilled Stadium
The "The Revenge Of Henry Playfair" Match
Adelaide v Fremantle, AAMI Stadium
The "I Wish We had Pavlich" Match
Brisbane Lions v Hawthorn, Gabba
The "Tasmania One Week, Queensland The Next Week" Match
Collingwood v Kangaroos, MCG
The "Your Fans Are Outnumbered 25 To 1" Match
Sunday, Apr 20
Melbourne v Carlton, MCG
The "It's Not Tanking, They Just Stink" Match
Western Bulldogs v Richmond, Telstra Dome
The "At Least We Got One Win For The Season" Match
West Coast v Port Adelaide, Subiaco
The "This Is A Big Game So Early In the Season" Match
Round 6
Friday, Apr 25
Collingwood v Essendon, MCG
The "Essendon's One Big Effort For The Year" Match
Fremantle v Geelong, Subiaco
The "Other Teams Deserve Anzac Day Too" Match
Saturday, Apr 26
Carlton v Adelaide, MCG
The "Kris Massie" Match
Western Bulldogs v West Coast, Telstra Dome
The "Who Do We Boo Now?" Match
Port Adelaide v St. Kilda, AAMI Stadium
The "Riewoldt Versus C Cornes Show" Match
Sunday, Apr 27
Brisbane Lions v Melbourne, Gabba
The "Didn't You Used To Sell Your Home Games" Match
Kangaroos v Sydney, Telstra Dome
The "Plenty Of Good Seats Available" Match
Hawthorn v Richmond, MCG
The "Don't Mention The Tambling Pick Again, Please" Match
Round 7
Friday, May 2
West Coast v Carlton, Subiaco
The "Juddment Day" Match
Saturday, May 3
Geelong v Brisbane Lions, Skilled Stadium
The "Brown Is The King Of The Western District" Match
Hawthorn v Collingwood, MCG
The "Our Captains Have Retired" Match
Richmond v St. Kilda, Telstra Dome
The "Riewoldt Versus Riewoldt" Match
Adelaide v Kangaroos, AAMI Stadium
The "Remember That Moran Guy" Match
Sunday, May 4
Sydney v Western Bulldogs, SCG
The "Some Of Our Players Are Really Old" Match
Melbourne v Fremantle, MCG
The "The Stadium Is 90% Empty" Match
Essendon v Port Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Maybe They Should Have Kept Sheedy?" Match
Round 8
Friday, May 16
St. Kilda v Collingwood, Telstra Dome
The "This Could Define The Season" Match
Saturday, May 17
Hawthorn v Port Adelaide, Aurora Stadium
The "We Always Play Hawthorn Here" Match
Richmond v Geelong, MCG
The "We Didn't Win But At Least We Weren't Slaughtered" Match
Carlton v Brisbane Lions, Telstra Dome
The "Brown Is A Lot Better Than Fevola" Match
Kangaroos v West Coast, Gold Coast Stadium
The "McIntosh Is Good But Cox Is Still Better" Match
Sunday, May 18
Adelaide v Melbourne, AAMI Stadium
The "Maybe Next Year Will be Better" Match
Sydney v Essendon, Telstra Stadium
The "Are You Sure The Ball Isn't Out Of Bounds?" Match
Fremantle v Western Bulldogs, Subiaco
The "One Team Has Tall Ruckmen, The Other Doesn't" Match
Round 9
Friday, May 23
Collingwood v Geelong, MCG
The "There Are No Tickets Available" Match
Saturday, May 24
Carlton v Fremantle, Telstra Dome
The "Stay Away From Fevola And Tarrant Partying" Match
Port Adelaide v Sydney, AAMI Stadium
The "C Cornes And A Goodes Rematch" Match
Essendon v Richmond, MCG
The "Knights Was A Better Player Than He Is A Coach" Match
West Coast v Adelaide, Subiaco
The "Ian Perrie, You Are Not Here" Match
Sunday, May 25
Brisbane Lions v St. Kilda, Gabba
The "Riewoldt Wishes He Did Move" Match
Melbourne v Hawthorn, MCG
The "Didn't We Already Play Last Month?" Match
Western Bulldogs v Kangaroos, Telstra Dome
The "AFL Assistance Is Still Needed" Match
Round 10
Friday, May 30
Adelaide v Essendon, AAMI Stadium
The "Neither Team Can Fly Now" Match
Saturday, May 31
Collingwood v West Coast, MCG
The "Brown Brothers" Match
Hawthorn v Western Bulldogs, Aurora Stadium
The "At Least It's Warmer Than Waverley" Match
Brisbane Lions v Kangaroos, Gabba
The "Welcome To The Neighbourhood" Match
Geelong v Carlton, Telstra Dome
The "Cup Versus Spoons" Match
Sunday, Jun 01
Sydney v Richmond, SCG
The "Big Ruckmen Dominate Smaller Ones" Match
St. Kilda v Melbourne, Telstra Dome
The "King Versus Jamar Battle Of The Backups" Match
Fremantle v Port Adelaide, Subiaco
The "We Won't Let Them Dominate The Second Half This Time" Match
Round 11
Friday, Jun 6
Kangaroos v Geelong, Telstra Dome
The "We Know Who Is On Simpson" Match
Saturday, Jun 7
Richmond v Adelaide, MCG
The "Surprise, Richmond Are Now In The 8" Match
Essendon v Hawthorn, Telstra Dome
The "Ryder Versus Franklin" Match
West Coast v Sydney, Subiaco
The "This Game Used To Be Big" Match
Sunday, Jun 8
Brisbane Lions v Fremantle, Gabba
The "That's a Long Trip From WA" Match
St. Kilda v Western Bulldogs, Telstra Dome
The "They Would be Even Taller If Gehrig Was There" Match
Port Adelaide v Carlton, AAMI Stadium
The "I'm Glad We Didn't Trade For Russell" Match
Monday, Jun 9
Melbourne v Collingwood, MCG
The "It's Melbourne's Grand Final" Match
Round 12
Friday, Jun 13
Essendon v West Coast, Telstra Dome
The "It Isn't As Exciting As The Game Last Year" Match
Saturday, Jun 14
Western Bulldogs v Brisbane Lions, MCG
The "Why Are The Bulldogs At The MCG?" Match
Fremantle v Kangaroos, Subiaco
The "Two Queensland Teams In A Row" Match
Sydney v St. Kilda, SCG
The "Hello Schneider" Match
Adelaide v Hawthorn, AAMI Stadium
The "They Combined For Only Nine Goals" Match
Sunday, Jun 15
Geelong v Port Adelaide, Skilled Stadium
The "Hey, Didn't The Power Win There Last Year?" Match
Collingwood v Carlton, MCG
The "Are They Going To Start Tanking Now?" Match
Richmond v Melbourne, Telstra Dome
The "How Do You Spell Naitanui?" Match
Round 13
Friday, Jun 20
St. Kilda v Fremantle, Telstra Dome
The "We Shouldn't Have Traded M Carr To You" Match
Saturday, Jun 21
Hawthorn v Kangaroos, MCG
The "I Remember What Happened In the Finals" Match
Port Adelaide v Richmond, AAMI Stadium
The "Not The Face, Don't Hit The Face" Match
Brisbane Lions v Adelaide, Gabba
The "Your Defenders Can't Contain Brown" Match
West Coast v Geelong, Subiaco
The "Life Changing Experience" Match
Sunday, Jun 22
Melbourne v Sydney, Manuka Oval
The "Who's Home Ground is This?" Match
Carlton v Essendon, MCG
The "Who Wants To Be An Arrogant Full Forward?" Match
Collingwood v Western Bulldogs, Telstra Dome
The "This Place Needs A Bigger Capacity" Match
Round 14
Friday, Jun 27
Hawthorn v West Coast, MCG
The "Changing Of The Guard" Match
Saturday, Jun 28
Richmond v Carlton, MCG
The "Afternoons And Wooden Spoons" Match
Kangaroos v St. Kilda, Gold Coast Stadium
The "If You Are Moving North, Just Do It" Match
Western Bulldogs v Port Adelaide, TIO Stadium
The "Why Are There More Power Fans Here?" Match
Sunday, Jun 29
Melbourne v Brisbane Lions, MCG
The "Demons Are Worse than Fitzroy" Match
Fremantle v Essendon, Subiaco
The "Harvey Picked The Right Team To Coach" Match
Friday, Jul 4
Adelaide v Geelong, AAMI Stadium
The "There Are Some Good SA Draft prospects This Year" Match
Saturday, Jul 5
Sydney v Collingwood, Telstra Stadium
The "This Is Really A Huge Game" Match
Round 15
Friday, Jul 11
Carlton v St. Kilda, MCG
The "I Left The Eagles To Play With This Rabble" Match
Saturday, Jul 12
Collingwood v Adelaide, MCG
The "Ben Reid Is A Big Star" Match
Geelong v Fremantle, Skilled Stadium
The "It's A Long Way To Travel To Get Thumped" Match
Essendon v Brisbane Lions, Telstra Dome
The "Fletcher Is Very Old, But Still Useful" Match
Port Adelaide v Kangaroos, AAMI Stadium
The "Just Like The Game In The Finals" Match
Sunday, Jul 13
Hawthorn v Sydney, MCG
The "I Still Don't Like Everitt" Match
Western Bulldogs v Melbourne, Telstra Dome
The "Pick 1, Player 8675309, Michael Hurley" Match
West Coast v Richmond, Subiaco
The "This Game Was Over At Quarter Time" Match
Round 16
Friday, Jul 18
Kangaroos v Collingwood, Telstra Dome
The "If We Had This Crowd Every Week We Could Stay" Match
Saturday, Jul 19
Geelong v Western Bulldogs, Skilled Stadium
The "Short Trip On The Highway" Match
Richmond v Essendon, MCG
The "Looking Towards 2011" Match
Brisbane Lions v West Coast, Gabba
The "Leuenberger Is The Future, Cox Is The Now" Match
St. Kilda v Hawthorn, Telstra Dome
The "Joel Smith Isn't Here Either" Match
Sunday, Jul 20
Carlton v Sydney, Telstra Dome
The "Judd Needs More Help" Match
Port Adelaide v Adelaide, AAMI Stadium
The "Here We Go Again" Match
Fremantle v Melbourne, Subiaco
The "Warnock And Warnock" Match
Round 17
Friday, Jul 25
Hawthorn v Geelong, MCG
The "Just Like 1989" Match
Saturday, Jul 26
Essendon v Collingwood, MCG
The "Dale Thomas Show" Match
West Coast v St. Kilda, Subiaco
The "You Couldn't Stop Koschitzke Last Year" Match
Richmond v Brisbane Lions, Telstra Dome
The "Johnstone Is Helping More Than McMahon" Match
Sydney v Adelaide, SCG
The "Small Ground, But Small Scores" Match
Sunday, Jul 27
Port Adelaide v Fremantle, AAMI Stadium
The "Pavlich Or C Cornes For The Brownlow" Match
Melbourne v Kangaroos, MCG
The "We've Gone Skiing" Match
Western Bulldogs v Carlton, Telstra Dome
The "We Have High Draft Picks Again" Match
Round 18
Friday, Aug 1
Collingwood v Hawthorn, MCG
The "This Is A Huge Crowd" Match
Saturday, Aug 2
Essendon v Melbourne, MCG
The "Our Holidays Are Booked For September" Match
Adelaide v Carlton, AAMI Stadium
The "We Were Good A Decade Ago" Match
Geelong v Richmond, Telstra Dome
The "New Scoreboard Required" Match
Kangaroos v Brisbane Lions, Gold Coast Stadium
The "Where's Warrick Capper?" Match
Sunday, Aug 3
Western Bulldogs v Sydney, Manuka Oval
The "I See Why You Fired Him" Match
St. Kilda v Port Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Why Did We Trade Wakelin To You?" Match
Fremantle v West Coast, Subiaco
The "I Think Your Tattoo is Swell" Match
Round 19
Friday, Aug 8
Melbourne v Geelong, MCG
The "Things Have Changed In 150 Years" Match
Saturday, Aug 9
Carlton v Port Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Why Would You Want A Deluca?" Match
Hawthorn v Brisbane Lions, Aurora Stadium
The "Frequent Flyer Points" Match
Collingwood v St. Kilda, MCG
The "Wood Was A Good Trade, King Wasn't" Match
Sydney v Fremantle, SCG
The "There Are A Lot Of Tall Ruckmen" Match
Sunday, Aug 10
Kangaroos v Western Bulldogs, Telstra Dome
The "Who Said We Should Merge?" Match
Adelaide v Richmond, AAMI Stadium
The "There Is Little Interest In this Match" Match
West Coast v Essendon, Subiaco
The "It Was A Bigger Occasion Last Time" Match
Round 20
Friday, Aug 15
Port Adelaide v Collingwood, AAMI Stadium
The "You're Not Wearing Stripes Match" Match
Saturday, Aug 16
Essendon v Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Season Will Be Over Soon" Match
Melbourne v West Coast, MCG
The "We Both Wanted Judd" Match
Brisbane Lions v Western Bulldogs, Gabba
The "Fitzroy And Footscray" Match
Sydney v Geelong, Telstra Stadium
The "It Could Be A Grand Final Preview" Match
Sunday, Aug 17
Richmond v Hawthorn, MCG
The "There Is A Lot Of Yellow" Match
Carlton v Kangaroos, Telstra Dome
The "Do You Still Own Some Of Us?" Match
Fremantle v St. Kilda, Subiaco
The "We Need To Win This To Play Finals" Match
Round 21
Friday, Aug 22
Western Bulldogs v Essendon, Telstra Dome
The "Maybe Next Year" Match
Saturday, Aug 23
Richmond v Fremantle, MCG
The "We Stole Polak From You" Match
Port Adelaide v Melbourne, AAMI Stadium
The "You Should Have Stayed As An Assistant Here" Match
Brisbane Lions v Carlton, Gabba
The "Brown Versus Thornton Massacre" Match
Collingwood v Sydney, Telstra Dome
The "Top 4 Spot Up For Grabs" Match
Sunday, Aug 24
Geelong v Kangaroos, Skilled Stadium
The "We Overachieved Last Year" Match
St. Kilda v Adelaide, Telstra Dome
The "Crows Name An Interim Coach" Match
West Coast v Hawthorn, Subiaco
The "You Sure Miss Judd" Match
Round 22
Friday, Aug 29
Fremantle v Collingwood, Subiaco
The "Hey, Medhurst" Match
Saturday, Aug 30
Kangaroos v Port Adelaide, MCG
The "We're Moving North" Match
Geelong v West Coast, Skilled Stadium
The "Huge Game To End The Regular Season" Match
Adelaide v Western Bulldogs, AAMI Stadium
The "We Have 55 Recruiting Staff, You Have 5" Match
Carlton v Hawthorn, Telstra Dome
The "Let The Fevola Trade Rumours Begin" Match
Sydney v Brisbane Lions, SCG
The "We Meet Next Week Too" Match
Sunday, Aug 31
Melbourne v Richmond, MCG
The "What Reason Do We Have To Win?" Match
Essendon v St. Kilda, Telstra Dome
The "Harvey Has One More Year" Match
Geelong v Melbourne, Skilled Stadium
The "Few Melbourne Fans Attend, Fewer Stay To The End" Match
Western Bulldogs v Brisbane Lions, MCG
The "Why Are The Bulldogs At The MCG?" Match
There are plenty more I could put in, they are all good, it is a lot of effort, well done and Go Cats for back to back to back 07/08/09
Geelong v Melbourne, Skilled Stadium
The "Few Melbourne Fans Attend, Fewer Stay To The End" Match
Western Bulldogs v Brisbane Lions, MCG
The "Why Are The Bulldogs At The MCG?" Match
There are plenty more I could put in, they are all good, it is a lot of effort, well done and Go Cats for back to back to back 07/08/09
Thank you for the comments. A lot of them may not have made sense to some people, glad to see that some did.
Geelong would be expecting to defeat Melbourne by 100 points at Kardinia Park, so it may not be a happy day for Demons supporters, but they should still go as it is a fun trip.
The Bulldogs deserve a game or two at the MCG, but against a team with more local fans than Brisbane have.